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Anthony Smith
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100th birthday

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Two elderly gentlemen chatting over the fence - 6ft 6in apart of course.

I'll tell yu' what, Alan, that Captain Moor's a fair fellow.
More what d'yu' say?
No, Captain Moor - that old soldier who's been walking round his garden.
Oh, Tom Moor, yu' mean. Going on for thirty million quid he's collected, ha'n't he?
Just imagine, thirty million quid - and on a Zimmer frame, too!
It's 'is birthday today an' all. 100yrs old eh!
Did yu' see how many cards he's 'ad, Stan? Thousands of 'em.
I just 'ope the queen sent hers on recorded delivery.
I'll tell yu' what though, Alan. I don't want to live to be a hundred, no thanks.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tha' would if tha wa' ninety nine, Stan!

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